The road to hell is paved with good intentions...

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So there are a lot of things in the world that I don't understand; foot fetishes, simple mathematical problems, why people eat capers, the list goes on and now has a new and terrifying addition. What...now, really John, WHAT were you thinking? The Dior Cruise collection (for '09...the future looks baaad) is all candy coloured Scarlett O'Hara goes to Mexico and attends a swingers party. Which brings up further questions....
1. Scarlett O'Hara goes to Mexico? That just screams midday movie.
2. A swingers party, huh? Mexican swingers or American swingers that attend a special swinging party down South of the border? (and that's Mexico...not...you know)
3. Why is Scarlett O'Hara attending a swingers party? Obviously she had a vague idea because she came prepared with that little orange dress and the big hat...fiddle dee dee.

John, I love you, I just don't love the decisions you make.